At first I thought it was along the same lines as Jeff foxworthy's "You might be a Redneck". But wait... they're serious. A government agency has actually published details of what a militia person might look like. I'm in trouble. Are you? Here is the official document leaked from my regiment... I mean sources.
Download the document:MIAC Strategic Report
I guess just having the snake on the flag is all they need. But I also recently left the Republican party and now consider myself a Pro-Life Libertarian. (Even joined their mailing list.) Few other things in there to. Especially the Y2K thing. Still using up all the batteries I stored. And I started a blog. And I don't think Obama is a natural born citizen. And... (they left out listen to to country music)
Back it up.
They can't. They just need the illusion.